Idiots think Pokemon is evil!

So, I wanted to have a good laugh, so I looked up “Pokemon is evil”. I couldn’t stop laughing! There are so many idiots who think Pokemon is “satanism”. Well, I am here to say that I am christian and I see no problem with Pokemon.
Here a some stupid controversies, and me making fun of them. them.

“PIKACHU’S TAIL IS IN THE SHAPE OF A SYMBOL OF SATIN!”
Satan is symbolized by lightning?
“Pkachu also evolves into a feminin looking Pokemon. This makes kid think that changing ther gender will give them SUPERPOWERS!”
Raichu looks more like a big fat dude with pizza grease split all over him.
“TEAM ROCKET CROSSDRESSES AND STEALS STUFF. STEALING IS BAD!”
Oh, I never knew Team Rocket wants to steal Pokemon, it’s not like they’re the bad guys or anything.
“BROCK HAS RAGING HORMONES AND LIKES GIRLS TOO MUCH!”
Oh, we’ll I guess we better arrest all the teenagers in America.
“WIZARDS OF THE COAST INVENTED POKEMON AND THAT IS A BAD COMPANY!”
D&D isn’t bad. D&D was never bad. Parents just saw little Johnny wearing rock t-shirt with skulls and playing games with monsters and said: “Oh no, little Johnny is worschipping the devil.” And they didn’t INVENT Pokemon. Nintendo did you moron. They jut made the card game. They don’t even do the card game anymore. Nintendo wanted more money, so they took over the cards.
“EVOLUTION GOES AGAINST GODS TEACHINGS!”
Where does it say that in the bible? And evolution is real. Adaptation IS evolution. Animals adapt to the environment. Adaption is evolution.
“ALAKAZAM’S HEAD IS IN THE SHAPE OF A SYMBOL OF SATAN! IT IS ALSO PSYCHIC, AND THAT INSPIRES WITCHCRAFT!”
Yeah, Ken sugimori got writers block. He needed stuff to base ideas on, he went on Google images, and looked up symbols to draw. And it’s just a game. It’s fiction. Obviously psychic powers are fake.
“KIDS GET BRAINWASHED INTO THINKING ITS REAL, AND THEY START TO BATTLE!”
Ever heard of playing? When you were a kid, did you ever build a fort out of the couch and a bed sheet? That’s what they are doing. Playing pretend. If you didn’t play pretend when you were ten, you had no childhood, therefore you have no life, therefore you wrote an article about Pokemon being evil.
“POKEMON ENCOURAGES VIOLENCE!”
There was a priest and he was anti-Pokemon, and he though the best way to show kids that Pokemon was evil was to fill a church with the kids, and get a flamethrower to scorch Pokemon cards, get a sword and cut Pokemon action figures in half, and rip a Pikachu plush’s limbs off. He did all this while making the kids shout: “BURN THEM, SCORCH THEM, SLICE THEM, CUT THEM, RIP THEM!” yep, I’m sure that Pokemon aren’t as violent as that priest.

In conclusion, people who write about Pokemon being evil, are idiots with mother problems and have no life. I am a Christian and I see no problem with Pokemon.

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8 thoughts on “Idiots think Pokemon is evil!

  1. I don’t really like Pokemon.
    The video game is pretty good, the card game isn’t, but none of it ever seemed evil. Just occasionally annoying. I have no problem with Pokemon either.

  2. How could people be so idiotic!? I mean, I kind of like pokemon, and even I think this is lame. I mean, what the heck!? “Raichu looks like a gril” “pikachu’s tail is a symbol of satin”. I feel like hunting those people down and giving them a good punch in the face!

  3. Look up star wars is evil, but squint, because they tried to find the worst pics of Twi’leks to prove their point. They also think R2 and 3PO are in a relationship, Palpatine looks like the Pope the Force promotes paganism, etc. Garbage.

      • R they talkin bout in Johto Journeys when James is in the kimono-ish thing as adisguise? It’s a disguise, people! Stop being dumb. And yeah, they steal crap! They’re. The. Bad. Guys. Shoo, people. Go stop being mean about Pokemon and go read your Twilight Saga for the 42nd time.

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